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December 13, 2005
The costly bulldog
What with the fact that Basil, the Bleeding Edge bulldog, has been losing his hair, his humans have been visiting the veterinary specialist for several weeks now, buying thyroid supplements and antibiotics and ear cleaners and various other medications.
Today the specialist advised us - having performed another blood test and issued us with an entirely new set of pills - that bulldogs are worth an average of $2000 a year to the veterinary profession. In a pig's ear they are. If BleedingEdge can adjust to the hairless look, so can Basil. It's the height of fashion, we're told.
Posted by cw at December 13, 2005 07:01 PM