I seem to have made it. I'd checked the date last week; Oct 6, not Apr 1st. Thursday 10:30 hrs would never be the same. The time approached yesterday. The date (13th) mocked me from my desktop. Seconds semed to drag by... The Grandfather Clock Widget!! Turn the second ticking up loud. Yep, they were an atomic vibration or two slower. Checked the stream buffer. OK. I awaited Jon's apology. He'd got it wrong surley. But no. Charles had sealed the deal in the traditional manner. Spilling water near (expensive) ABC technology. Jon dived in with his beard I hear, to mop it up. A stressful day for Mr. Faine also, it seems.
But it was true...another topic was discussed... an ancient technology now used to torture citizens with "make overs", "garden blitzes" and unwelcome voyeurism on desert islands where bandanas relace bannanas. Tee Vee. An American rapper related to Ice Tee I assume. Well, it took a skipping rope and a weight bench but I got through to 11am. Alive! Conscious! Ample credit on my cell from not sending (amateurish) SMS advice.
And yes.
The sun rose the sky is blue
In 6 months time,
It'll be "Charles Who?".