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July 12, 2005

Let's REALLY trust the Australian people

John Howard's finally convinced us, having used the phrase possibly 14 million times, that yes, "We can trust the Australian people". He was at it again yesterday, declaring that "To trust employers and employees in the workplace is to trust the Australian people."

Which means, well, what? Exactly? We're presuming that it means that we don't need any rules and regulations to prevent one side screwing the other.

We've decided to take the Prime Minister at his word. If we trust the Australian people, then why do we need any laws? Why do we need a Parliament, for that matter? Let's just trust the Australian people.

We can run the country by popular opinion polls, which are bound to be A LOT cheaper than elections and parliamentary salaries. The public service is already in place, and they're Australian people, so we can trust them.

And let's have some real workplace "reforms" - ones that will do even more than establish a new breed of enterprise worker who, according to Treasurer Pete, "grasp[s] that high wages and good conditions were bound up with the productivity and success of their workplace". Which means, sorry, we're obviously a little dense, what exactly?

Presumably it means that in the interests of productivity and success, workers and shareholders should be able to sack the bosses. On the other hand, given that we can trust the Australian people, why have bosses? Why have boards of directors? Why not run companies through opinion polls of the workers and shareholders? We can trust the Australian people, after all. A damned sight more than we can trust the Prime Minister.

Posted by cw at July 12, 2005 11:12 AM

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Didn't Howard say at the recent NSW Liberal Party shindig that big business should be financially supporting the Libs to a far greater extent? Wouldn't be thinking in terms of a quid pro quo would he? Nah! - after all he's the 'battlers' friend, isn't he!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous at July 12, 2005 11:53 AM

What a great idea!
We don't need traffic laws anymore, after all the good ole Australian people know how fast to drive where-ever they go.
Or why not get rid of police forces all together.

Posted by: Terrence Valter at July 12, 2005 01:38 PM

Good idea. No traffic laws. And those parking meters are obviously just a revenue-raising nuisance, and what with the increased productivity and lower cost structure won't be necessary - we can trust the Australian people to pay the right amount of tax - so we can get rid of them too.

Posted by: cw at July 12, 2005 01:46 PM

Aren't the Australian public the employers of our politicians? How then do we get the politicians onto these very beneficial workplace agreements? And what are the terms and conditions that we should set for them? A letter writer in The Age today quotes Mr. Andrews as saying the minimum wage is about $70 too high. We could start with offering a wage at the current minimum wage, but we would have to cut out all of their present perks, in the better interests of the country, of course. John Howard, Kevin Andrews and Peter Costello should be first to sign up, in public. They would probably be better able to explain why it doesn't apply to them.

Posted by: SJN at July 12, 2005 03:42 PM

At last chairman johnny has ditched that outmoded maoist/thatcher model, ( there is no society )where nothing can happen in the media whithout JH having his opinion on it. He's gone over to a real anarchism where the people make thir own choices. Did he read the bit where the big jobs have to be shared with the other comrades, and not hogged by the incumbent

Posted by: TO'D at July 12, 2005 04:40 PM

I don't trust the PM, so why would I trust "the Australian people" just because he tells me to?

Posted by: Luke (aka DogBoy) at July 12, 2005 08:56 PM

Could you or more to the point would you trust people that voted for the little lying rodent aka John Howard?

Posted by: Jamrob at July 13, 2005 06:08 PM

Our esteemed PM has a track record that means we can have absolute total trust that what he says is exactly and precisely what he means, more or less, give or take a misleading statement or two, and perhaps even a porkie, unless of course its a non-core statement in which case we can be absolutely certain that he hasn't told us enougth, and that any embedded truth is accidental, alll over-ridden by the constraint that at election time the ends (re-election) justifies the means (truth, honesty and integrity? - don't be silly we're politicians trying to get re-elected, ethics - why mention foreign exchange?).

Posted by: Mike at July 13, 2005 06:43 PM

There are two types of people in the world - those who do the right thing, and those who do the right thing if they don't think they can get away with doing the wrong thing. Sure, you can trust the first type - that's obvious. But the best possible systems have to be put in place to convince the second type that they can't get away with doing the wrong thing. That's one of the most important roles of government. Trusting the first type is easy. Trying to stop the second type from exploiting the first type requires lots of clever hard work. When he's carrying on with all his flowery rhetoric, you sometimes wonder whether John Howard understands this, and whether he's got his mind on his job?

Posted by: Merlin David Beck at July 14, 2005 03:07 PM

There is a third kind of person in the world. Merlin David Beck, whom thinks he is above all other people to judge them. "Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy."

Posted by: Divad Kceb at September 19, 2007 05:33 PM